Another year, another small iPhone update touted as "revolutionary" and "life-changing." Pssshhh. 4chan knows better than that. Time to "cook" up another scheme to reel in another "wave" of gullible iPhone users.
Last year, 4chan tricked iOS 7 users into thinking the OS update made their iPhones waterproof.
I don't get it. I just did this and it worked fine.
DragonWhale
39 Minutes Ago
I don't see what they did wrong. It worked fine for me.
Anna22
1 Hour Ago
My god, people. Just because these people whom *happen* to have iPhones think fall for this doesn't make every single iPhone user stupid. Me for example: I think that I used to be gullible and I wouldn't fall for this crap! If there were hoaxes like this for Android/Windows/Blackberry/ANY OTHER KIND OF PHONE, some people would fall for it too! Not every iPhone user is stupid, and not every stupid person uses an iPhone (not counting people who don't own a cellphone). Do all of you pathetic people have nothing better to do than belittle others? If you ask me, you're the stupid ones. Before you leave an angry (or some other emotion) reply, no, I'm not an "Apple cultist," I just want to beat common sense into your brain. I'm all for equality, even if I become what I'm trying to stop. There's no specific group of people who are stupid (unless that group of people is just stupid people). Every group of people has someone stupid (unless it's smart people) and someone smart. Let's just go with that, okay? Is shutting up for once too much to ask of you people?
Jibble
1 Hour Ago
TakeYourPantsOff
5 Minutes Ago
You totally microwaved your phone.
PirateJohn
1 Hour Ago
I approve of this.
halfingrdog
1 Hour Ago
So if you microwave a Nokia, will the microwave break?
ryuscaine
46 Minutes Ago
It will explode and you will get a text message saying "That all you got?"
Polo87
2 Hours Ago
Apple cultists are so pitiful.
Niveon
2 Hours Ago
Just goes to show you that Apple targets morons who don't know anything about the nature of the technology they (Apple) sell.
You can tell an Apple customer anything, and they'll readily believe it. Especially since they are so impossibly smug that the reason for all that gullibility is the fact they think Apple products are just the greatest.
PirateJohn
1 Hour Ago
Of course they're the greatest. They plagiarize only the very best features.
Synper311
30 Minutes Ago
My coworker told me that an Apple "Genius" told her that the iPhone doesn't have a battery like "other phones".
She believed him 100% and even tried to argue me on the point finally conceding defeat with a "Yeah, whatever".
Yes, your iPhone is powered solely by magic and smugness.
lolisome
2 Hours Ago
My only issue with this is that usually you put things into a higher wattage microwave for less time, not more.
Kellic
3 Hours Ago
This is why you pay attention in school in your science classes, people. God the stupidity. How a microwave works should just be common knowledge.
Niveon
2 Hours Ago
Since when has a standard Apple user been known to be someone tech-savvy?
mmmmmbop
1 Hour Ago
Wireless energy movement with transference from microwaves to electricity works just fine.
lonecanislupus
54 Minutes Ago
I don't think anyone is questioning whether it is possible to harness microwaves to produce electricity. More the feasibility. Even if a smartphone is properly equipped to do so, I don't see any smartphone of the near future not frying from being bombarded by a ~1 kilowatt microwave.
Here's some perspective: My Samsung Galaxy S5 charger has a maximum operating output voltage of 5.3 volts and output current of 2.0 amps. 5.3volts*2.0amps equals 10.6 watts. I'm sure iPhones and other smart phones are comparable.
Can't really pump 100 times the amount of energy per second that your device is rated to charge at and not expect something to go wrong regardless of the method. If someone handed you a modified charger rated at 10 times the voltage and 10 times the current, would you use it?
Edit: I did some maths wrong, but the correct maths just further prove my point.
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