If you said these 21 Sentences in 1994, You Would Have Been Sent To The Crazy House.
Posted Sep 19, by Jose Duarte
A Reddit user recently asked this question: "What is a completely rational sentence you could speak today, that if you said 20 years ago, people would think you were insane?"
Here are the 21 funniest responses.
Share on FacebookAw man, I accidentally liked her photo.
(Galaxy Awesome)
I have 2000 followers!
(bkvm96)
Yelp says to try the gluten-free bison burger with kale and quinoa.
(whosthedoginthisscen)
I uploaded all my family pics to a cloud so I won't have to worry about data loss.
(streamstroller)
This Headline.
(Geminii27)
Hold on, I'll just take a picture with my phone real quick!
(Karzul)
I'm just going to re-charge my cigarette.
(Alajoss)
I'm gonna Google it.
(TacoWolf)
That gas station is cheaper at $3.79!
(tSappster)
My internet is down so I can't watch TV.
(enrodude)
I have angry birds on my phone.
(foolishspecialist)
I store my contacts in the cloud.
(AI0)
I got poked on Facebook yesterday.
(Tabazan)
The Queen of England photobombed a selfie.
(havoc_mayhem)
Quad venti white mocha, non fat, no whip.
(whistlepete)
I'm not spending a $100 on a terabyte drive, that's a ripoff.
(Patches67)
I went to the store to buy some marihuana earlier.
I sold my iPhone for $800 because it still had flappy birds installed.
(Wandering_matt)
I have in my pocket a device that contains all of the worlds information at a seconds notice
...and I use it to look at pictures of cats and argue with strangers. (Wandering_matt and Pharrun)
Vinyl is more popular than CDs
(IlookedandIsaw)
All those people from high school you never thought you would see again? Well you still won't talk to them but you will see pictures of their kids every day.
(sp0rk_walker)
h/t Ask Reddit.
What are some of the phrases YOU say today that would have sounded insane 20 years ago?
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